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debthaver:

just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife

goals

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just-shower-thoughts:

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

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